Cavemen
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And every time I hear this, I can't help thinking that even back in the Stone Age, there must have been a group of
cavemen
sitting around a fire one day looking very grumpy, and looking disapprovingly at another group of
cavemen
rolling a stone wheel up and down a hill, and saying to each other, "Yeah, this wheel thing, cool toy, sure, but compared to fire, it will have no impact.
Our
cavemen
ancestors and favorite poets might not want any part of such a paradise.
Those
cavemen
would hardly have indulged in sugary treats, however, so what caused their cavities?
Cavemen
would also have consumed root vegetables, nuts, and grains, all of which contain carbohydrates.
Unlike the
cavemen
of yesteryear, today we have the knowledge required to avert a cavity calamity.
What should have been a sexy comedy about a group of
cavemen
discovering a woman for the first time is instead a dull, lifeless affair without a single laugh to be had.
He takes on
cavemen
(the cave dwellers?)
The script left much to be desired in this Hanna-Barbara like rip-off of some Saturday morning 'live-action with people in dinosaur costumes kids show' with some goofy
cavemen
hanging around.
Way back at the dawn of human civilization
cavemen
sat around and made lame jokes, hit each other over the heads with what ever they could grab, and women were never seen and apparently at one time had tails.
These
cavemen
lived in a geographically diverse region with a cockatoo, a camel, a monkey - but no women.
This film tells of the "hilarious" misadventures of seven(or so)
cavemen
- having burned their land with the new discovery of fire - moving on by water to a new land where they find this woman with the extra appendage.
Along the way we get such "great" moments of comedy like a fat
cavemen
swallowing a frog that keeps croaking in his stomach.
I was bored from the onset and it only got worse as the
cavemen
bobbled around hitting each other, making poor jokes such as puns on the word perch, hitting each other, and mauling poor Seta Berger who looks like she lost a bet to a producer to appear in this nonsense.
They fight cavemen, invisible soldiers (don't ask), rent a thugs, and people who worship snakes.
Any way - his new "drilling machine" happens to break through a glacier and on the other side is a world seperated from our own time where dinosaurs and
cavemen
wander around.
"Cavemen"
exceeded my expectations, and not in a good way.
Basically, here's the show: The
Cavemen
are an alternate race, they face prejudice, etc. Quite possibly the stupidest idea ever created; almost being worthy of jail time for the writers.
One show featured the
cavemen
going into a club, trying to pick up girls, and then nothing else happened.
And why on earth did ABC -- as reported in the press -- actually agree to buy the
cavemen
character rights from Geico for this?
After all, the idea of
cavemen
struggling in the modern world is hardly unique to TV; Phil Hartman had a recurring Saturday Night Live role as The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer over a decade ago.
It is bland and feels like watching an episode of "The Office" with the characters disguised as
cavemen
(I know a lot of you will hate me for saying that but "The Office" just does not do it for me).
Cavemen
was by far the biggest load of crap I have ever wasted my time watching.
Not only do I expect this show to be canceled by the second episode, I cannot believe that Geico will ever attempt to use the
cavemen
ad campaign EVER again.
I have now watched the first 4 episodes of
"Cavemen"
and have yet to manage even a smirk.
Only he would (1) take footage from a 20-year-old movie about gorillas in diving helmets ("Robot Monster"), (2) combine it with clips from a 30-year-old movie about elephants with hair mats glued to their sides ("One Million B.C."), (3) throw in parts from a God-knows-how-old Filipino movie about midget cannibals, half man/half lobster monsters and beer-bellied Chinese
cavemen
with snakes growing out of their shoulders (all of the aforementioned footage being in black and white), (4) spend $11.43 shooting new "connecting" footage (in color, no less) with an apparently--to be charitable--confused John Carradine and a bunch of actors who have trouble remembering their lines (among them a vapid blonde who is so incompetent that all her dialogue is dubbed in by someone else and who doesn't even have the decency to make up for it by getting naked), (5) put it out under at least 10 different titles and (6) try to pass each one off as a new movie.
There's absolutely no doubt in their minds that
cavemen
from Afghanistan organised a successful attack on the world's most expensive air force.
From Salma Hayek to Jennifer Lopez to Miss Nude Universe Mercedez, these Latina women are the reason why
cavemen
chiseled on walls (to borrow a quote from Greg Kinnear in As Good As It Gets).
And as for the men, apparently these
cavemen
almost all have smooth shaven faces and decent hairdos as well!
Had I never watched this film, I wouldn't have known the following; apparently,
cavemen
had perfectly sharpened and rounded metal knives and wore make-up; apparently, newborn pterodactyl(whatever the plural form of that word is) have feathers; apparently, if you called an electrician in the late 80's, you'd get a pushy and respect-less jackass who prints out a business card that says "electrician and adventurer".
Any movie that can combine vampires, space travel, lobster-men, bat-pygmies, snake-men, &
cavemen
into one utterly illogical, incomprehensible "plot" gets a special place in my bad movie lovin' heart to begin with.
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